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Joke of the Day
"A spider crawled into my keyboard earlier. It's okay, I've got him under Ctrl."
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"Two hookers are on a street corner.. One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been swung around by my tits."""
"Remember, if you gently caress a State Trooper's cheek they gotta let you go without a ticket."
"One day,the boy touched the girl's hand.The next day, the girl touched the boy's hand. What a touching story.."
"I used to accidentally hold hands with strangers I mistook for my dad. It's slightly weirder now that I'm in my 20s and doing it on purpose."
"Lady Gaga is set to launch her first fragrance in 2012. It will be called ""Eau I left the toilet seat up""."
"What happened to the clock that was still hungry? It went back 4 seconds."
"What is the smallest mall? sMall !"
"Whats the best part of having sex with a transgender? When you are hitting it from the back and go for the reach around, it feels like it went all the way through"
"This Venn guy was sure bad at drawing circles next to each other"