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Joke of the Day

"Tianjin's disaster could have been prevented... After all, the experts have warned us that China's population might explode."

"The other day, someone called me an oxymoron. I was raging calm."

"Why do people make shitposts? Because they are in a crappy mood."

"(x-post /r/meanjokes) What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? 1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters"

"Doctor! I think I'm a teepee and a wigwam! Here is a prescription for antipsychotics."

"What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."

"What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood? Kind Ling"

"Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles. 1. They can get wet without taking a shower. 2. Bleed without being hurt. 3. Producing milk without eating grass. 4. Making boneless meat hard."

"Feminists are basically Lesbians who don't want to admit it."

"""The ancients would grind the nougat plant with stones, adding cacao nibs as they worked."" Satisfied, Paleo Dad accepts the 3 Musketeers."