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Joke of the Day

"The last time I refused a beer... I misunderstood the question"

"""YES! YES! YES! Damn."" (A dog, when you open their food cabinet to get something else.)"

"Hey online media: ""Comfortability"" isn't a word. The noun you're looking for is ""comfort."" And it doesn't need you to give it a fancy hat."

"What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision? It's not my fault."

"*Leans head up to wife as I'm dying* Me: My only regret is... *Coughs loudly* Me: ...not having something cooler to say as I die. *Dies*"

"Why should you never trust an atom? They make up everything"

"The New Drum by Major Headache"

"Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide? Because it was too cold out tide."

"What do you call a hip French black guy? Latrill"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she's holding a grenade !"