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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why the Circus industry might go bankrupt? If Donald Trump gets elected, the entire world will just need to listen to the news for a free circus."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !"

"Do you know what happens when gay marriage is legalized? BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over. Water supply flourishing from the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners"

"I really hate people who never have bread for breakfast... You can say I'm lack toast intolerant I'll ^see ^^myself ^^^out"

"How do you know the economy is only getting worse? On the latest episode of ""Celebrity Apprentice"", Donald Trump fired himself!"

"WIFE: This is dumb. DAUGHTER: This is so stupid. ME: This is getting out of hand! THIS: [leaping out of my palm] I HATE YOU GUYS I'M LEAVING"

"What do you call a happy prosecutor? Smiles Edgeworth"

"What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity? ||Islam|| ||Christianity|| sin** **n**"

"Women left at the alter near-Mrs"

"Is anyone else disappointed about the new CEO of reddit? Such a re-post."