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Joke of the Day

"Why don't black people make good calculus problems (warning: racist) Because they'll never be integrated."

"That's some crazy news about corn on the cob... Oh, I'm surprised you didn't **ear** about it!"

"What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say? Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here?"

"no thanks La-Z-Boy. I like my furniture gender neutral"

"My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. (Joke by Jimmy Carr)"

"How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush? We would have called it a teeth brush"

"It was karaoke night. My friend chose to sing, ""We Are Young"". He sung it horribly. So I told him, ""You're no fun."" I'll show myself out."

"Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber? Because it's a First Order approximation."

"What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard? / \ Esc"

"Did you hear about the guy who thought he saw a fog? Apparently he was mistaken"