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Joke of the Day

"Why don't black people make good calculus problems (warning: racist) Because they'll never be integrated."

"Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates? Because he said he was a master baiter."

"How are third party candidates like soccer? They're only really popular in America once every four years."

"Debit card was repeatedly declined at the grocery store today. I was trying to buy vegetables so the bank just assumed the card was stolen"

"What do you call a knighted cow? Sir Loin"

"Fish and chips joke I draw the line at having fish and chips for breakfast I mean, there's a time and a plaice"

"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cause it's definitely not 4. My basement is still dark & I'm running out of room."

"Every club is a strip club, if you have the money. Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you have the balls."

"I'm so sorry my pet rock attacked you. Its just he really hates arrogant douche bags. Thank god he only hit your face."

"I love telling dead baby jokes... They just never get old!"