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Joke of the Day

"WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!! WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT EM?!?!? *NEEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWW* Edit: Wow, this really took off."

"Told my black co-worker that I'm avoiding Africans at the airport this weekend. His response: ""I'm avoiding them everywhere!"""

"I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning... I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning and as he passes by a fish market, he shouts ""Good morning ladies!!!"""

"Every program I write is completely error-free No exceptions!"

"When on a school trip, somebody pissed in the shower. It really ruined the trip to Auschwitz."

"New rule: Confederate States don't get to pick who sings ""God Bless America"". We'll fly someone in from up north."

"s/o to the fact that ketchup is a smoothie b/c tomatoes are fruits lol DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING DID U FRIES OMNOMNOM"

"I really understand how batteries feel... I'm rarely included in things either."

"When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!"

"What idiot called him Steve Jobs instead of Mac Daddy"