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Joke of the Day

"What did the Jewish child molester say to the kid? Hey kid, do you want to buy some candy?"

"What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around? BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM"

"what does shrek say when he falls off a boat?? if you think the answer is ""ive gone ogreboard!!"" you are sick and twisted & need help"

"I went to walmart today. I got the cart with three wheels and a hoof. This always happens to me."

"We always bought our cars used, this one was as black as the night- -that is, until we washed it!!!"

"What's The Difference Between a Redditor and a Calender? A Redditor is a living breathing human being, and a Calender is an inanimate object."

"What do you call a deaf dinosaur? Anything you like - he can't hear you."

"How did the hipster burn their tongue? They drank their tea before it was cool."

"Waldo books are cute until u learn he owes $100,000 in unpaid child support & is wanted for arson"

"Me: how was your date? Friend: I ruined her panties. M: Wow that's hot man. F: No she got food poisoning from my cooking, bro."