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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? a pok-e-mon!"
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"I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it."
"What do you call a man with a very long, pointy penis? Lance. I'll see myself out."
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"Where was the first chicken fried? In Greece."
"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can just drop her off anywhere."
"I got my eyes on you One eye, talking to a another eye, say ""I don't know about you but something between us smells"""
"IF all women are crazy... Then... You might as well pick a pretty one."