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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? a pok-e-mon!"

"Why was the Robot angry at the engineer? Because he screwed his wife!"

"I had my work appraisal yesterday. The boss said, ""There is no I in team."" To which I replied, ""But there is a U in cu*t."""

"When I go to the movies alone, I take a clipboard so everyone thinks I'm a professional movie reviewer and not an awkward friendless loner."

"Trump is blaming Sanders supporters for the violence at his rally because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for your problems."

"Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight' said Julie. 'It was but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind."

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Also, tornados and the dark and everything."

"Why is the universe feminine in nature? Because it's made up of galaxies."

"damn girl, you got a butt that WON'T QUIT *butt pulls out a knife* wait, no- *butt stabs me* no, stop- *butt doesn't stop* ...et tu, bootay"

"Why didn't the buddhist accept the Nitrous Oxide for his root canal? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."