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Joke of the Day

"Ladies: Is your boyfriend the strong, silent type? Is he carved out of wood? Ladies, you may be dating a garden gnome."

"To add to the death toll in Paris, this post was enough. She thinks 9/11 is November http://imgur.com/WmkIubI"

"My parents taught me that if I tried hard I could be anything I wanted to be. Sure they just meant for Halloween, but it was still nice."

"Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry."

"I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching To reverse and leaving the scene"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb... It's quite an obscure number you probably would not have heard of it."

"How do drown a hipster? In the main steam"

"JPP is a ""oser"" (holds middle, ring and pinky fingers to forehead)."

"Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. *knock* *knock* Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah."

"When the ""M"" of MTV was for music & not for maternity... Those were the days"