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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bike fall over? It was too tired"
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"I try to teach my mom something new everyday. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes. Edit: Apparently a lot of you are all teaching my mother new things too. Weird."
"What do you call it when the host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question? A Regis Error."
"What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits? A Timbyte"
"Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus? She heard about his second coming"
"Woman Goes Doctor Latvia Woman go to see doctor. Doctor shake head and say, ""Six more days life then die."" Woman is feel sad. Woman asks, ""Is no thing I can take?"" Doctor say, ""Food."""
"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog's penis have in common? Hogwarts."
"A baby was born with no eyes lids... So the doctors decided to circumcise him and use the skin to craft new eyes lids. They botched it though and he came out looking a bit cock-eyed."
"What's the shortest book in the world? Deutscher Humor!"
"Teach a man about politicians Show a man politicians and he becomes interested for a day Teach a man to be a politician and he loses his spine"