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Joke of the Day
"Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus? She heard about his second coming"
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"What does a promiscuous homosexual have in common with a popular homeless person? They both have a lot of bum buddies."
"Son: Mom, when I will grow up enough to get out of the house without asking you? Mom: Son, your dad has not grown up as much yet."
"My internet addiction is so bad... Its alt of ctrl."
"What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby? The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood."
"Why is sex like a game of Euchre? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand."
"squirrel probs"
"""Gangnam Style / Schneider, Rob / 9/11 / Inside Job"" - my new version of ""We Didn't Start the Fire"""
"Sherlock Holmes walks into his house with a basket full of lemons. Watson asks, ""Where did you get so many lemons?"" Holmes replies, ""A lemon tree, Watson.."""
"I drafted 1984 Madonna and a meatball sub for my fantasy football team. Hey, it's my fantasy."