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Joke of the Day

"Teach a man about politicians Show a man politicians and he becomes interested for a day Teach a man to be a politician and he loses his spine"

"What state is a person in when they've just been made fun of sexually on the internet? E-reckt"

"CNN News ""Tree Falls On Bank"" Does anyone know what branch?"

"How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts? ""LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"""

"2 weeks building a greenhouse for my herbs only to see it blown away in freak winds What a waste of thyme!"

"Be specific when saying ""BYOB"": [bursts into house] Hey, I brought beers! *7 pastors wives shut their Bibles disapprovingly*"

"Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is ""Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?"""

"Whoever invented the carpet sweeper probably died laughing."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."

"A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car but burned her lips on the tailpipe."