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Joke of the Day
"How do chickens connect online? faceBAWK!"
Next Joke
"I guess I am not so smart! cuz i cannot *make-up* my mind!!"
"Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist? Sold his soul to Santa."
"Pretty rude of my boyfriends' wife to keep posting pics from their trip to Aruba."
"I like to think that when Homer Simpson suffers from erectile dysfunction, he chokes his wiener and yells ""Why you little!!!!!"""
"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair."
"My girlfriend's father asked me what I do... Apparently, ""your daughter"" was not the answer he wanted to hear."
"What did the anti-vaccer say to her son? I miss you."
"What's the best part about a hooker dying on you? The second hour's free."
"I just slapped my phone out of my mom's hand like it was a live grenade because she started scrolling thru my photos."