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Joke of the Day

"I always tell my kids that it's ok to make mistakes as long as you learn how to blame them on other people."

"What happens when we put white people in power Police brutality."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? (Nsfw) I can't jelly my dick in your sisters ass!"

"The power of art = theory. The power of power = praxis. The the of the = philosophy."

"How do you tell the difference between a male chromosome and a female chromosome? You pull down their genes!"

"Shout out to hotel maids changing sheets on February 15th."

"I hope you never have to experience the loss of a child. Lotta paperwork."

"I walked past a field of cows at 3 AM and saw that they were all wide awake. I said, ""Surely it's pasture bedtime?"""

"Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives? Because everyone always left them hanging!"

"What do you call Neil DeGrasse Tyson with champagne poured over his chest? An Astro-fizzy-tits."