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Joke of the Day

"Can't wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time."

"Obviously you don't think you're ignorant! That's the meaning of ignorance!"

"Mom, you're embarrassing me in front of the hostages!"

"If we're all God's Children... What's so special about Jesus ?"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."

"What do nine out of ten people like? Gang rape."

"Best Blonde Joke Ever What is the funniest blonde joke you've ever heard?"

"How do you make something go viral? Herpes."

"What is DJ Khaled's Favorite Number? 11 because it has another one"

"How do you turn a little boy into a little girl? With a small loan of a million dollars."