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Joke of the Day
"I now have a black girlfriend I severely burnt my hand on the stove"
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"What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash."
"if you're drinking after midnight on a saturday you're really just getting a jump on the church crowd"
"I've set my hair on fire lighting a cigarette before, so I'm always impressed when the movie-hero walks away from an explosion unharmed."
"Star Wars: A New Hope Star Wars: Return of the Jobs Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Cash"
"I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together...we're Breast friends."
"My girlfriend told me that she's sick of me pretending I'm a cat Girlfriend: ""I'm sick of you pretending you're a cat. I packed your bags. I want you to go."" Me: ""Wait, are you kicking MEEEOOWWT???"""
"Boss made me put a nametag over my left bosom. I leaned over and said, ""Now, what shall we name the other one?"""
"TIL a French man named Philippe Fallope invented the flip flop"
"The 2014 world limbo champion walks into a bar... and loses his title."