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Joke of the Day
"Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them."
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"My Executive Director said to me ""Well aren't you an eager beaver"" I was like ""Oh my God, Why? What have you heard???"""
"How do murderers turn off the lights? Killowatt"
"KFC Is like making love to a woman..... First you start with the succulent thighs then move on to the juicy breasts and at the end all your left with is a greasy box to stick your bone in"
"i don't want to masturbate... ...but im doing this ""1000 days in a row"" thing"
"What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !"
"Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him"
"Who ever taught Storm Troopers how to shoot also must have taught white golfers how to high five each other."
"What's the objective of Jewish football? To get the quarterback."
"Wrong hole! It's too tight! -me putting on my watch, you pervs"