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Joke of the Day
"Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them."
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"Q: Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money? A: He wanted rich milk."
"If I ever go to prison, I'm gonna make damn sure everyone knows my street name: Butthole Teeth."
"For years I've been wiping my arse with my right hand. I now realise that I should have been using toilet paper."
"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? Their, they're, there"
"Came home to find my refrigerator full of water It was full of leeks."
"It's getting Hot In Herre, so take off all your clothes! Also, drink this water because I don't want you to get dehydrated. -Nervous Nelly"
"What do you call a terrorist video store? Blockbuster"
"Man at garage: ""Are you claiming this off your own insurance?"" Me: ""Yes. I don't think the deer I hit had any insurance."""
"What is the difference between memory and ram? I can't memory my weiner in your mouth."