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Joke of the Day

"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket Was writing a Limerick but said, ""Fuck it."""

"Stop me if you've heard this already. -said no kid ever"

"Why were 80% of Chicago police dash cams broken? Because you need to warm up before you kill a nigga."

"I'm going to bang my head into the wall repeatedly. Is that okay? Sure, kid. Knock yourself out."

"The KKK was a conservationist group. They just wanted to put the monkeys back in the trees."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then she walks into a table. Then she walks into a chair."

"Why was the tree soooo happy? Because he didn't arbor any feelings!"

"I'm at the phase of Christmas where I'm looking at stuff in my house and going ""I could just wrap that."""

"What do you call? What do you call an anorexic with a east infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"Something something april fools SANDERS CUCKED BY DAUGHTER FUCK TRUMP kasich 2016 Aaaaaaaand submit."