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Joke of the Day

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then she walks into a table. Then she walks into a chair."

"Stop, Drop, and Roll: A Beginners Guide to Bowling"

"I'm the only child in my family. My mom said she learns from her mistakes."

"I work at a dealership, this guy there is addicted to brake fluid but he says he can stop at anytime!"

"I brought a gun that shoots knives to a gun fight. Everybody was like whoa. We didn't even fight. Went to get nachos. Cool group of dudes."

"Why do African casinos always go out of business? Because there's too many cheetahs."

"I'm gonna be a professional farmer when I grow up. I've been wanting to get in that field for years."

"How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can't believe I broke the last one. I guess you'll have to sit in the dark."

"Saw a TV at the dumpster with a sign that said 'free TV' and boy do I feel stupid, I paid $200 for the last TV sitting at a dumpster"

"People who say they ""Like to have fun""... No shit?"