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Joke of the Day
"I just gave my cat some 7UP. Now he's got 16 lives."
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"How do you make a tissue dance? You blow a little boogie in it."
"*catches 4yo putting on deodorant* Me: What are you doing? 4yo: Feeding my armpits. Me....as you were."
"What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread? Its going to be all rye."
"I hate when living under a rock is compared to Fox News. At least living under a rock helps me better understand the suffering of the poor."
"I'm definitely the most successful guy in this dollar store. Oh, wait. That guy has a tuxedo t-shirt. I'm the second most successful guy."
"I like my women the same way I like my coffee. Made by my mum."
"Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !"
"There is an existential horror upon seeing your password in handwriting."
"Russia and Ukraine. What did Russia say to Ukraine? Go Crimea River."