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Joke of the Day

"Pot is a plant, that grows in the ground. If God didn't want it, It wouldn't be around. So all you f*ckers that don't get high, Shut the f*ck up and give it a try!"

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"what do you get? What do you get if you mix up an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? A guy who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see ""Closed for Winter""."
"How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?? Dude,I already did my time."
"An Asian girl walks up to me in a bar. She says ***""Sex sex sex, free sex tonight!""*** Apparently she was giving me her number."
"r/nowifi There seems to be nothing here"
"What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt? Karma."
"I started a band called ""999 Megabytes"" I still haven't gotten a gig."
"Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one that had a dream"