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Joke of the Day

"Why Is Santa So Jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live >:)"

"So I was driving home from work tonight, I saw a woman texting whilst driving. It infuriated me so much I threw my beer bottle at her car."

"My wife told me I needed to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."

"What sound does a Polish crow make? Krakow"

"Why is Jesus' body bread? Because given enough time it rises"

"Anidiot Clicks Hah, you just clicked, ""An idiot clicks"""

"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol, one sec bro"

"What can you tell your dog but not your girlfriend? Sit down and beg There are a million answers to this. Come on reddit, make my day better."

"[Arby's] BRO [jumping into car]: GO ME: it's lunch, not a bank heist B: they put EXTRA CURLY FRIES in the bag M: OMG I'm too pretty for jail"

"I love my wife My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deepthroat blowjob today. ""Really!"" I exclaimed. ""No,"" She said, ""April Foogargagggrraggggle."" That'll teach her to try and be funny..."