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Joke of the Day
"Why Is Santa So Jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live >:)"
Next Joke
"What an Idea..!!! My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory. Why didn't I think of that?"
"Good thing you put a swing in your birds cage he's probably on that thing like ""MAN THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN FLYING"""
"Have you seem the movie ""constipation""? Of course not, it hasn't come out yet! -Repost from r/funny-"
"If someone sees you accidentally bite into plastic fruit, commit. don't show weakness. eat all of it"
"There Are 10 Types Of People... Those who understand binary and those that don't. ^^^^^^Shitty ^^^^^^and ^^^^^^Original ^^^^^^Joke"
"I wanted to buy an electric car And the prices were shocking"
"Want to hear a good construction joke? I'm working on it."
"What sound does a cheating chicken? Cuck."
"Can someone's face be a pet peeve?"