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Joke of the Day
"Why Is Santa So Jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live >:)"
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"Putting my Christmas decorations on the house across the street so I can, you know, see them."
"My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding.... She got mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again."
"What do Jews in Nazi Germany and children at Penn State have in common? They're both afraid of showers"
"I'm in the hospital with meningitis, so here's a joke on the back of my tiny $10.00 juice box : what kind of shoes are made from bananas? Slippers."
"TRAINER: you know what they say ME: no pain! lo mein! TRAINER: it's ""no gain"" ME: (eating Chinese food) i like this better"
"Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !"
"I need 6 to 8 vegans... ...to mow my lawn. Plenty of food here, just bring your own drinks please."
"Did you know the Packers were Trump supporters? Ha Ha Clinton-Dix"
"*Walking with wife listening to Dust In The Wind* Me: This is our song. *A dude walks by listening to it* Me: That's OUR song! GIVE IT BACK!"