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Joke of the Day

"Anidiot Clicks Hah, you just clicked, ""An idiot clicks"""

"If sex with 3 people is called a 3 some, sex with 2 people is called a 2 some.. Then I know why everyone calls you handsome."

"[in the insect dissection room] Your fly is open."

"Imagine coming back to life as a zombie but someone tied your shoes together before you were buried."

"Why did the bartender put on a sweater? She thought it was a little drafty."

"[gym] Trainer: You here to get cut? Me: Uhh no, I'm already circumcised and if that's covered under my membership, I want a reduced bill"

"What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home? Cantaloupe"

"Did you hear Clinton has a girlfriend? ...they think Bill might have one too."

"The other day I wrote a post about muslims It blew up!"

"Are you all right? No.. You are all left Ahah is joke"