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Joke of the Day

"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol, one sec bro"

"Step 1 Change your wifi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 Wait for someone to ask for your wifi password."

"I want so badly for crayons to taste like their color."

"Makes a girlfriend in IIT. Breaks up with her. Adds Ex IITian in bio."

"Can I use cash to pay for a new electric car? No, you have to charge it."

"How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!"

"Drinking wine & throwing away photos of my ex. This is how Lifetime movies start."

"A mouse jumped out of my stove, but I couldn't catch it. It was out of my range."

"What do you call a gay guy who blends in really well with his straight friends? homogeneous"

"A man has a heart attack on a plane. The man who was sitting next to him stood up and shouted""Is anyone here a doctor"" The woman in front of them then stood up and shouted ""I'm a vegan!""."