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Joke of the Day
"How are babies different from feminists ? Babies grow up and stop crying"
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"When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences."
"ufo crew: why are we hovering? ufo captain: i wanna pet those dogs ufo crew: why not land? ufo cap: those talking monkeys are annoying af"
"How does a witch tell time? With a witchwatch."
"He died doing what he loved: meeting people on Craigslist to buy furniture."
"What's the difference between my job and my wife? My job will still suck after 5 years"
"Verne Troyer was pick-pocketed on a recent trip to New York. I can't believe someone would stoop that low."
"Did you hear the one about the falling eggs? It will crack you up I'll just go now"
"I just realized we cook bacon and bake cookies, get it together English."
"I wonder if the clothes in China say ""made around the corner """