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Joke of the Day

"The biggest problem with prison is that you can only rearrange your cell in so many ways because of where the toilet is."

"Nothing rhymes with Trump Wait. I meant nothing rhymes with orange"

"What's a Frenchman's favourite social media button? Retweet."

"My life has been going round in circles recently. I'm starting to think that my wheelchair is faulty."

"I walked into a shop yesterday... 14 stitches."

"A life-long politician and an orange are on stage in front of millions of Americans. What do they do? They start insulting each other."

"*drops pizza slice on the floor Hey can I get another slice? *eats slice that fell on the floor then eats new slice"

"""How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?"" -Cats"

"I told my wife I'm not willing to help with the laundry but I am willing to draw nipples on her flesh colored bras so they'd be less creepy."

"I tried to learn how to play the drums. but i'm just a beat off."