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Joke of the Day
"why don't chickens wear underwear... Because their peckers on their face."
Next Joke
"Him: I like meatier girls. Me: I killed the dinosaurs. Him: What? Me: What?"
"I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues."
"The deadliest Knock Knock joke... [PERSON 1] Knock knock [PERSON 2] Who's there? [PERSON 1] You know... [PERSON 2] You know who [PERSON 2] AVADA KEDAVRA!!!"
"So I know a joke you can tell Native Americans... Hopefully none of them giveaway the punchline."
"being narcoleptic is so boring it's snooze worthy :) :) :)"
"Why did Napoleon's soldiers wear red buttons on their blue jackets during the battle of Waterloo? ... so that they could close their jackets."
"So you kill them with kindness but then what do you do with the bodies WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE BODIES SO MANY BODIES OH GOD"
"how sodomy started........ a good friend & an itchy butthole."
"Why is 10 traumatized forever? Because he was right in the middle of 9-11."