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Joke of the Day

"What did the cell say to its sister when she stepped on her toe? Mitosis"

"I once called a psychic. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up."

"Cake is better than sex because cavities are better than babies"

"Do you like tapes and CDs? If yes, can I tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts?"

"Why did Obi Wan not kill Anakin when he had the chance? Because Anakin was ... unarmed."

"If only the first rule of Vegan club Was not to talk about Vegan club"

"I think I will have to go to the doctor soon. My father is a hypochondriac and I think it's hereditary. I'm starting to see the symptoms."

"Ever turn the radio right to your favorite song as it's beginning? It almost makes up for the fact that everyone you love will die sometime."

"What do waiters and prostitutes have in common? Just the tip."

"Men can I ask whats up with your all-in-one shampoo/conditioner/body wash/insect repellent/motor oil/mouth wash/sun block/laundry detergent"