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Joke of the Day
"I'd want a burglar to break into my house, I'll help them look for money."
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"Sometimes I can't remember what parking lot I left my car in at the mall so I get it Malaysia Airlines...I totally get it."
"A marching band passed by this morning, shouting ""Make America Great Again!"" Must be some Donald Trumpeters."
"My neck tattoos are so big the three people after me don't get hired either."
"Customer: ""Do you sell a 'best of' Enya album here?"" Cashier: ""What do you want - a blank CD?"""
"Why does Voldemort always sit in the nosebleed section at events? So he'll finally have the chance to get a bloody nose."
"You wanna mess with me, pal? You wanna mess with the saddest man in town? I've got a whole crew of sad boys just waiting to burst into tears"
"Definition of embarassment The definition of embarassment is when you walk into a wall with a full erection and hit your nose first"
"Someone told me a story of a mountain climber... It ended with a cliffhanger."
"The rare times my cat approaches me for affection, I run away and hide under the bed so she knows what that feels like."