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"What do you call a cow with no legs? A veterinarian"
"I suck my stomach in when ever I weigh myself!nnIt doesn't make me weigh less but at least I can see the numbers!"
"My wife and I play this fun game at home where one of us says, ""Could you watch the kids for a minute?"" and runs."
"I can do something that Einstein can't. Breathe."
"when I heard the news about Nintendo's president... it made my eye-wata"
"[gets down on 1 knee] Babe will you-- ""Yeah... Here it is"" [she lends me her phone charger] Thanks"
"What's the only living organ in a corpse? This dick."
"scientist 1: how did you discover that dolphins have sex for pleasure? scientist 2: [flashback to the craziest night of their life] math"
"What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes? A TV Tropism."