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Joke of the Day
"Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life? Because the Steaks are too high."
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"So I have these lesbian neighbors... They asked me what I wanted for Christmas, and then got me a watch. I think they misunderstood me."
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"I've discovered the best way to punish 17, is to put on the same outfit as her, then follow her around all day yelling out ""TWINSIES!"""
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