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Joke of the Day

"Just picked the remote up off the floor with my foot while laying on the sofa so I guess today is leg day."

"I like my women like I like my whisky 18 years old and mixed up in coke"

"1) Throw a ball of yarn into a fencing battle 2) Wait until the fight is over 3) Retrieve your fully-knitted sweater"

"Why is ""Dick"" short for Richard? Genetics."

"Probably too soon... But it looks like Peaches Geldof doesn't like Mondays, either."

"Did you hear that they discontinued production on the upcoming Chevy Diode? They found it had trouble going in reverse"

"What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band? KGBGs"

"Max the camel walks into his parents' room at 2am and asks for a glass of water. His dad says, ""Another one? That's the second glass this month."""

"So she was like, ""Put on some protection"". I then pulled out & wore a yellow construction hat. We laughed & laughed & now I have herpes."

"How do you make a feminist angry You don't, they come that way"