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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro? They don't believe in higher power."

"Girl vs Boy jokes Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"Why did the cat fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well."

"I used to feel tired and sluggish. nothing could get me out of the house. then i tried MethTM and boy did i burn my house down"

"Helium walks into a bar. The bar tender says when don't serve nobles here. He didn't react."

"I used to be schizophrenic. But we're OK now."

"I don't know why, but books about medicine are hilarious. The section about urinary tract infections made me pee my pants."

"Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's only human."

"Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold until your battery is dead."

"The French are a very religious people... I talked to some of them, and they are all *Je suis* this, an *Je suis* that."