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Joke of the Day

"The Jews may be the ""Chosen People""... ... But the Muslims are the ""Randomly Selected""."

"Why are gay pride parades held in the summer? Because gay pride comes before gay fall."

"What happens when you cross a snowman and a vampire? You get a frostbite."

"The Americans are aiding Ukraine in their war against Russia. Their new, revolutionary strategy is to clog the Russians arteries. They call it *Operation* *Dunkin'* *Donetsk*."

"What's a Canadian's favorite number? Eight."

"I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist."

"What's the best part of having sex with twenty seven year olds? There are twenty of them."

"YOUR LISTENING TO MAGIC FM........pick a frequency, any frequency"

"I went to a metal concert, the singer was a bit ill... Still fuckin' sick though!"

"Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted."