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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff? [A Good Start.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obKLdou0LH0)"

"Bill Cosby walks into a bar The rest is a blur!"

"On ""Anne frankly"" and ""I did nazi that coming""... Those *Panzer* gettin`old"

"Honey, give me the baby. -Wait until he cries -Until he cries..? Why..? -Because I can't find him..."

"You know who brings a knife to a gun fight? Cannibals. And also a fork."

"Missing girl There was a girl named Tori who got lost when hiking. A search party was formed, however she was never found. Then one day she walks out of the woods, it was a Miss Tori."

"A woman is calling her cell provider... Woman: I don't get my text messages Tech support: Have you tried reading them again?"

"What do Bud Light and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking close to water."

"Why is santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year. Like most jokes on this thread this is stolen, not being a shitcunt and taking credit..."

"i think it's about time we get honest with children about how they're bad at most things"