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"On ""Anne frankly"" and ""I did nazi that coming""... Those *Panzer* gettin`old"
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"What's the difference between a mexican and a perubian? The passport"
"I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together."
"What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes."
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb."
"First dirty joke my dad told me, it's about 30 years old and I still tell it. What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub? The lady in church has hope in her soul."
"What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator? ""This place rocks!"""
"I'm giving up negativity for lent. We'll see how long that lasts. Edit: aware it should be pessimism. This is a serious quote from a friend who didn't realise what she'd said."
"Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said ""You have the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nah. You're just pulling my leg."""
"Why should you never trust soap? It's an emulsive lyer."