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Joke of the Day

"Internet speeds would be a lot faster if it wasn't for all the bandwidth hogs watching their cats sleep by webcam."

"Rick Santorum is claiming that Mitt Romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him... Which is kind of ironic that Santorum can be brought down by two men forming a civil union."

"They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. This is my 56th time posting this joke."

"After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'. But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :("

"*takes construction hat to vet* Please help. My turtle hasn't moved in 8 years."

"What's a mobster porn actress called? Sunny Corleone!"

"How do you blow a movie quote? You just put your lips together and whistle"

"DONALD Your tax returns now! Clinton: We all did our tax returns now show is yours Trump: I emailed it you"

"There is three rings in marriage... The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering"

"My friend went camping in the Serengeti with all sorts of lions roaming around It was in tents"