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Joke of the Day

"Internet speeds would be a lot faster if it wasn't for all the bandwidth hogs watching their cats sleep by webcam."

"What Does a Gynecologist and a Pizza worker have in common? They both get to smell it, but neither gets to eat it."

"I tried phone sex for the first time the other day... Didn't really like it though, the phone was too cold."

"Nine out of ten doctors suggest you drink water instead of soda. The one that doesn't lives in Flint, Michigan."

"Chuck Norris is so strong, he can role a bowling ball up stairs...........without touching it."

"So, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, right? I guess that's when the books started getting *dead Sirius*"

"Why did the Muslim man let the air out of his sex doll? So he could blow it up again."

"What did the racist chess player say? All Rook same!"

"Heard this one from WWE. Were you born on the highway? No, why? Because that's where most accidents happen!"

"Cake day post: What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot"