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Joke of the Day
"*takes construction hat to vet* Please help. My turtle hasn't moved in 8 years."
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"In light of Wednesday in Texas Talk about a clock block."
"What was the problem with the midget prostitute? She was always selling herself short."
"What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi? A scientologist."
"What do you find inside a clean nose? Fingerprints"
"Why was the sun wearing sunglasses? So he could creep hard on uranus"
"Pretty sure I just heard a grown man wrestle a bear in a bathroom stall at Chipotle."
"I called out of work today... Told my boss I had anal glaucoma. I couldn't see my ass coming in today."
"what if everyone's dick had its own little dick well see ya later"
"Did you hear about the kid who got his legs blown off? He's a whole two feet shorter."