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Joke of the Day

"[Friend] Kyle, u have to stop referring to your Ballet Club as a ""gang"" [Me & my gang all do 2 pirouettes and stop in unison] ""Not a chance"""

"There was a time when men expected to be your lover without getting with your friends. That all changed in 1996. Let me tell you a story..."

"What's the difference between my penis and the Three Stooges? Women don't point and laugh at the Three Stooges."

"Wile E. Coyote's Amazon reviews of Acme products are pretty scathing."

"You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you."

"What do terrorists say to their sister? H'Isis"

"Brostache117, Penguin_Party12345, D3ATHfromAB0V3x and thewakingforce"

"The Department of Unfinished Statistics concluded... ... that 7 out of 10."

"An entire generation does not know what the hell is happening when a movie pans over to a wall calendar and the pages magically fly away."

"Did you hear they are combining the MENSA convention and the pride parade next year? Scientists predict a homogeneous mixture of attendees"