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Joke of the Day

"[Friend] Kyle, u have to stop referring to your Ballet Club as a ""gang"" [Me & my gang all do 2 pirouettes and stop in unison] ""Not a chance"""

"A man walks into a schizophrenia hospital He says ""there's a lot of people in here"" To which a nurse replies ""get here you!"""

"Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs"

"Where does a redditor get most of his news from? The Hydraulic Press"

"There's a lady at work named Lillian Llewellyn who carries a briefcase and I like to imagine it falling open and spilling a bunch of L's"

"TIL That I Shouldn't have gone to law school, because everyone in /r/news already has their law degree"

"if darth vader hadn't gotten a job working for palpatine, what would have been his backup plan? anakin dogwalker"

"Iron man is actually Fe male. don't dislike it if you don't get it"

"Lame joke: ""What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?"" Frostbite."

"Threesome? No thanks If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents."