220980
Joke of the Day
"I got fired from my job at Pepsi I tested positive for Coke"
Next Joke
"What is the official bird of love? The Swallow."
"Confucius says... It is good to meet girl in park but BETTER to park meat in girl"
"Every 5 seconds, a woman gives birth to a baby. Please, stop this woman."
"Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece? Because Greece lightening"
"How many Freudian slips does it take to change a lightboob?"
"How do you dispose of a human body Wait this isn't Google"
"Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name? Because if he didn't, he'd be called Ewar Woowar."
"What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god? Deus Ex Macarena"
"How do old people go to the bathroom? Depends."