193419

Joke of the Day

"How do you dispose of a human body Wait this isn't Google"

"WHAT DO WE WANT? If you have to ask, we're not telling you! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? We don't know! -Women's protest rally."

"Did you hear about the cook who stole parsley from his restaurant? They had to [garnish](http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/garnish) his wages."

"What do you call a country where everyone is pissed? A urination."

"Well, that's the last time I tell my girlfriend to sit on my face... whilst doing a Sean Connery impersonation."

"Did you hear the one about the streaker who ran naked through a church? The priest caught him by the organ"

"Why do you look out the window in the morning? Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba-da-cha!"

"What's the hardest thing on a cowboy? The 4th grade."

"Irony It's ironic how upset people get over people incorrectly using the word 'ironic'."