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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? He doesn't know when to come in"
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"If this post on WebMD is correct, I died like ten years ago."
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"There are two types of people in the world. Those that can find an answer through simple deduction."
"What did the bull-fighter say to the upset door? What's the matador?"
"What are you doing tonight? Your wife."
"What kind of fun does a priest have? Nun."
"Men Vs Women Women want many things from one Man Whereas, Men want one thing from many Women..!!"