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Joke of the Day
"How does a jew make coffee? Hebrews it.."
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"What do you call a psychic who is neither elated or depressed A happy medium"
"so that's the reason Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."
"Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!"
"Ban pre-shredded cheese Make America grate again!"
"Just to confuse the cops, let's steal the sign pole and leave the street sign."
"I was just looking in the mirror this morning, thinking about who I was. I suppose you could say I was reflecting."
"A homeless guy asked me ""would you give me $5 for a sandwich?"" I said ""I don't know man, show me the sandwich first."""
"A guy died while having sex He came and went"
"[interview] ""How would you describe your people skills?"" ME: I tend to drive others away. ""That's great! Welcome to Uber."""