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Joke of the Day

"What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose? Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love? Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!"

"[hospital] ""Did my dad make it, doctor?"" Billy, your dad's in a better place now. [crying] ""HE'S DEAD?"" Haha no, he went to Disney World."

"OPRAH AND AIRPORT SECURITY Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested? A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack."

"I used to be terrified of my dentist. He wasn't rough with my teeth or anything, he was just a paedophile."

"Will playing ""GTA IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony"" make me a homosexual? Same question for ""GTA IV: The Lost and The Damned."

"What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !"

"How do cows talk to each other? They cowmoonicate."

"At some point Princess Peach needs to look in the mirror and ask herself what she can do to prevent getting abducted so frequently"

"A stranger phoned me up last night asking me to meet him in the woods because he wanted to see my balls... Weirdo never showed up."

"Rest in peace Dave ""The Diamond"" Clancy, and any other celebrity I just made up."