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Joke of the Day

"Why'd the short man take the elevator up? He was feeling down"

"Someone called me stupid and then blocked me before I even had a chance to agree with them."

"What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo? A hit-the-spotimus."

"Do you know what a 68 is? You blow me and I owe you one."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza comes out of the oven."

"My ex-gf invited me to her wedding Told her I was busy, will be there next time"

"I have a friend with only one leg. He's been having some issues with stares."

"Being a racist zebra seems difficult."

"When a friend dies, I'm not sure if I should unfriend them on Facebook or occasionally ""poke"" them to see if they're still dead."

"They are writing a biography about my dick Ok. Ok. A pamphlet."