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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a disease that only effects ducks? A mallard-y"
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"Dinner Table Son = Dad,can you pass the salt? Dad = I don't know,can you pass the semester?"
"Why don't SJWs go to college? Because you have to put Male or Female on the college application"
"If two wrongs do not make a right, What do two rights make? An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high"
"1. The truth will set you free. 2. The truth hurts. 3. Being set free hurts."
"You wanna see the most dangerous animal in the world mate? Go look in the mirror. (I've locked an adult male puma in their bathroom)"
"People only hate jury duty because they have to go to a courthouse. Let em stay home and they'll tweet who's guilty all day."
"Turns out if you speak with an English accent during an interview it's expected that you'll continue to speak w/accent after you're hired"
"I saw a bald eagle carry away a bunny rabbit today, and I was like, ""well, at least somebody gets to be held."""
"How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down"