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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the constipated math teacher? He worked the problem out with a pencil. On a sheet of paper."

"So I'm going down on this homeless woman. And then she wakes up!"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and willing to choke me a little bit."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"what do you say about a high mountain? its pretty stoned"

"What do you a call tree sex? A treesome..."

"An & was driving down the street Until it rear-anded me."

"Do you know why one side of the the V formation of geese in flight is longer than the other side? Because It has more geese in it!"

"LISTEN FOR YOURSELF Has anyone else but me noticed that while Rice Krispies still go snap, crackle, and pop, Cocoa Krispies are speaking Ebonics"

"ACHOO! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."