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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!"

"Can we just make serving unsalted french fries a federal offense?"

"[NSFW?] As a guy, I've become very insensitive... because I masturbate too much."

"Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that made fun of me in high school"

"From my son: What did the hippopotamus do to the magician? He hippo-tized him!"

"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber"

"How to take selfies: Step 1: Take 40 pictures. Step 2: Post the least bad one."

"Right now, several billion people aren't dating you. How rude is that?"

"Did you hear about the guy addicted to eating salt? Don't worry, he was cured."

"How do girls know when they are adults? When they start to like spankings"