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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Knock! Knock! -Who's there? Hanna. -Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree"
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"After telling joke that made me seem gay to my friend... I started laughing and said, ""Sorry, I'm not thinking straight."" Badam tsss"
"I think we could significantly cut down the number of different pasta shapes and still be okay."
"Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!"
"What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet? An elephant with diarrhea."
"When I was young, sticking my tongue out to someone was like giving them the middle finger."
"4 story building in Philadelphia being demolished collapses on top of Goodwill store with 14 people inside. One dead, thirteen injured, twenty-nine taken to the hospital."
"If you are what you eat then I'm a cannibal. Ba dum tsh"
"Some men are born to greatness. Some have greatness thrust upon them. Me? I like waffles."
"If I really wanted to end my life I'd probably do it by wearing a Star Trek uniform to the Star Wars Force Awakens premier."