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Joke of the Day

"you deserve more than a guy who wears t-shirts with ""witty"" sayings that he bought from jcpenney."

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"After a rough night, I woke up one morning and thought I should join Alcoholics Anonymous... I changed my mind though, because I am NOT a quitter."
"What do you call a happy cow? Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist"
"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night. I was like OMg."
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"When I'm drunk, I'm like South Park I'm crude and offends everyone"
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"Did you hear about the gynecologist... ...who wallpapered his front room through the letter box?"
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